Top 10 secrets (drum roll please):
- Left 4, Right 10, left 20
- I like people less when I find out they dont like cats.
- My wife and I got kicked out of a swimming pool in a motel at Lake Chelan for skinny dipping.
- I have one thousand dollars in my back yard.
- I farted in the classroom and I was the teacher !!!
- I have to fart. But I'm riding with a girl I'm trying to impress. Painful.
- I feel broken... Thanks you for the lemonade. ---------this guy.
- I broke the keys on my dad's laptop and blamed it on my friends.
- I often cheat at board games to beat my 8 and 10 year old nephews.
- I purposely push myself too hard at work so when I come home, i don't have to do any chores because I am "too tired"
and our followers, with their assigned random generator number, are:
See ya in September!