The Crass Crash Grandma's Lemonade Stand August 2, 2010 (Rated PG-13)

 Today my grandma came to visit from San Francisco.We immediately set up a lemonade stand. It was lots of fun. We got 20 secrets, here they are:

by Luna

The Crass Crash Grandma's Lemonade Stand August 2, 2010 (Rated PG-13)

1. I confess that I love pizza and chocolate.
2. I'm afraid of riding a bike.
3. I secretly snoop for my christmas presents when my parents aren't home -oops :)
4. My secret is that I am very much in love with my best friend and they do not love me. :(
5. I have kept a secret all my life a secret from myself.  All my life I told myself I was worthless, dumb and ugly.  I truly believed this and I believed thats what everyone else believed.  I am finally telling the truth - I have been lying to myself.  Actually I am really intelligent, quite beautiful and my presence is a blessing.  My secret is out!
6. I EAT 2 POUNDS OF M&M'S PER WEEK! :)
7. I wish my sister and I were closer.
8. I have a dog named Zoe.
9. My confession is that I feed my cat ("cheap cat food")
10. I am totally and completely in love
11. I've only carved graffiti in two toilet stalls.  The first one said "Bob XXXX Fondles polyps"- he was a zoology teacher.  The second said "My dick is a Harley, I kick it to start. "  The first is a true sttement.  The second turned out to be anatomically impossible.
12. I'm in love with a girl named britanee
13. I am totally & completely in love
14. My wife and I got kicked out of a swimming pool in a motel at Lake Chelan for skinny dipping.
15. Vegas Confession: - Payed for hooker and didn't even get sex!
16. I wish I'd believed in myself a little earlier
17. I like my job most of the time
18. I found a lost dog one time and really liked it... I wanted to keep her! :)
19. I made my wife carry a watermelon up a hill when we were on a bike trip.
20. I'm scared of cycling all the way to San Francisco!