Here are the

 Top 10 secrets (drum roll please):

 

1.  Left 4, Right 10, left 20
2. I like people less when I find out they dont like cats.
3. My wife and I got kicked out of a swimming pool in a motel at Lake Chelan for skinny dipping.
4. I have one thousand dollars in my back yard.
5. I farted in the classroom and I was the teacher !!!
6. I have to fart.  But I'm riding with a girl I'm trying to impress.  Painful.
7. I feel broken...  Thanks you for the lemonade. ---------this guy.
8. I broke the keys on my dad's laptop and blamed it on my friends.
9. I often cheat at board games to beat my 8 and 10 year old nephews.
10. I purposely push myself too hard at work so when I come home, i don't have to do any chores because I am "too tired"

and our followers, with their assigned random generator number, are:

1. Mel
2. Cherie
3. Sarah
4. Tina
5. Christine
6. Austin
7. Dan
8. Elisa
9. Nicole
10. Andrea

See ya in September!